Nicknames For Co-Workers

Hands up...
Who's worked/working with one of these?

Nicknames are the spice of office life, adding humour and help us get through the awkward and stressful daily grind.

Shout out to @the.language.nerds for delivering these cracking nicknames, some of them I've never heard before. They had me chuckling away through these notes.
Go check out their feed for more awesome language based fun, and your might even learn a thing or two.

Share your favourite office nicknames in the comments.